I'm sitting here with my new hot cup of coffee. With the heat and the milk mixing within, it has a subtle swirl to it. I kind of just appreciated the moment. Then a fruit fly lands on the edge of my cup. I literally said out loud "don't you fucking dare". As soon as I begin to wave my hand to get him to fly away, I shit you not that piece of shit JUMPS off the edge of my cup and basically belly flops into the coffee. WHAT THE FUCK BRO. 😂